Will my book be a best seller? Today, I will find out from Moonhawk. Moonhawk looks like a psychic. Imagine the short woman from the film, Poltergeist who declared that the house was free of spirits. Now imagine her half- blind and in a wheelchair. I'm going to see her today to learn my future. at the National Fiery Food show at the Sandia Casino.
In an episode of the Simpsons, Homer ate chile so hot that he had a hallucination. (would that be a homercination?) Well, that's the plan today. I will eat samples of very hot chile from the vendors, something high on the Scobey scale and my homercination somehow leaves me open to the world beyond our senses. Some of these chiles have been used in ancient rituals.
My mouth on fire and my brain reeling, I will go into one of the side rooms in the convention center, one of the dark corners. Perhaps this room was indeed the site a tribal burial ground like the home in Poltergeist. Moonhawk has been there for the last few years. She will recognize me, even though she can't see. She will read my cards. Her predictions are usually spot on.
I am aware that the psychic in Poltergeist was dead wrong by the way. Moonhawk does have some problems with the credit card machine, and I'm never sure how much to tip. Does she split the tip with her spirit guides? If so, I might go as high as %25 percent.
I will ask for a very specific prediction regarding the next three months regarding the book release. I will tell you what she says in tomorrow's blog...
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